spicy-vagina-tacos:

actionables:

Imagine having sex to Cotton Eye Joe playing in the background

where did she cum from

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australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting

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balconyscene:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

stumpxvx:

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

bless ur heart

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encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

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sannguine:

*SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE* I WANT TO BE A HOT COSPLAYER

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dislap:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

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greatdean:

do you sometimes just stretch your body and it feels better than an orgasm

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Expectation is the root of all heartache.
Shakespeare (via anincidentalsubject)

(Source: psych-facts)

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Homework? Nah, anime
Bad decisions i have made, am making, and will continue doing so (via keyitems)

(Source: captainarlert)

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